I love this crazy tragic sometimes magic awful almost beautiful life.
Laugh-ter [laf-ter, lahf-]
-noun
1. When a smile has an orgasm.
I was bored. Then I saw this. Hahahahaha.
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1) Type in “[your name] needs” in Google search:• Dinah needs a giraffe.
(Must be Ezekiel's doings.)
2) Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:• Dinah looks Anjem Choudary and the whole Al-Muhajiroun crowd are whipping it up.
(Oh-kay)
3) Type in “[your name] likes” in Google search:• Dinah likes to Eat: B. G. Hennessy: Books.
(Omg, it's a series of books.)
4 ) Type in “[your name] says” in Google search:• Dinah says: I didn't realize I'd be starting a trend.
(Wao.)
5) Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search:• Dinah wants Religion.
(Must be some new rock band I haven't heard of. Mmmhmm.)
6) Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:• Dinah does it right.
(Yeah.)
7) Type in “[your name] hates” Google search:• Dinah hates that she cares what everybody thinks.
(Yeahhhhhhhhhh.)
8) Type in “[your name] goes” in Google search:• Dinah goes back to the forest with her only real friend, Vincent.
(But Vincent is a spider! That's what the search added too.)
9) Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:• Dinah loves you, what are you worrying about?
(Exactly!)
10) Type in “[your name] is” in Google search:• Dinah is the daughter of Leah and Jacob, went out to visit the women of Shechem, where her people had made camp and where her father Jacob had purchased the land on which he pitched his tent.
(I knew all this. Lol.)
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